Your non-presence is respectfully requested at the fundraising event of the season.

 Sponsored by the Morris County Chapter of the National Organization for Women.


     Date: Until November 31, 2020

Featuring many exciting, one-of-a-kind items that you will be thrilled NOT to take home:


Select Your Price  
Mitch McConnell’s seldom-used chin strap.
A one-day tour of the border wall, all expenses paid by Mexico
A set of blinders and ear plugs worn by Republican lawmakers so they cannot see or hear the truth.
William Barr’s discarded law books and unread copy of the Constitution
A “Get Out of Jail Free Card” used by former members of the Trump Administration
A jewel-encrusted decoder ring for deciphering Donald Trump’s off-the-teleprompter speeches
Senator Susan Collins’ ball of string used to string people along while waiting for her decisions
An authentic knock-off of Melania’s “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” jacket for those days when you just can’t watch another minute of CNN. Can be ordered in Pre-Quarantine and Post-Quarantine sizes
A year’s supply of Goya beans, each can autographed by Ivanka Trump
A copy of Donald Trump’s latest book:  The Art of Foreign Relations: Diplomacy by Dummies


* NO Zoom Meetings * NO Driving * NO Baby-Sitters * NO Work *

* NO Selling Tickets * NO Phone Calls * NO SHOW *

National Organization for Women

National Organization for Women

  • As The COVID-19 Persists, We Must Remember All That Accessible Reproductive Healthcare Does For Women And The LGBTQIA+ Community
    Since 1995, over one thousand state laws aimed at limiting access to reproductive health services have been adopted in the United States. Over the course of the last few years alone, Donald Trump and his administration have engaged in an unparalleled effort to undermine vital health care services for millions of Americans. With his domestic Read more …
  • Drastic Changes to Title IX Protections – Students Beware
    Earlier this year, the Department of Education released Education Secretary Betsy DeVos’ Title IX revised rule on sexual harassment which greatly limits the responsibilities of schools to respond to reports of sexual harassment and assault. NOW and over 100,000 individuals and organizations submitted comments, most objecting to the proposed changes which many said will greatly Read more …
  • Six Months Into the COVID-19 Pandemic, Women of Color Face Serious Challenges
    Note: Immediate nutritional, health care, housing and financial assistance is required. Congress must pass additional COVID-19 relief legislation. Without this help tens of millions of women and children could become homeless, without income and food, and further exposed to the coronavirus. The COVID-19 pandemic has fundamentally changed how we go about our days. For many, Read more …
  • Mrs. America – Series Recap
    As I read the recent op-ed from Gloria Steinem and Eleanor Smeal in the Los Angeles Times this weekend, I couldn’t help but be struck by how much Mrs. America really did get wrong.   With Phyllis Schlafly as the “protagonist,” the show relies on irony and the incongruency between her lobbying and her personal life to show viewers that the Eagle Forum and STOP ERA are not Read more …
  • Mail-in Abortion Care During the Pandemic: A Reproductive Rights Victory
    A federal court ruled on Monday, July 13, that the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) must suspend a rule requiring that patients seeking medication abortion—a combination of two drugs, mifepristone and misoprostol—must pick it up from their abortion care provider. Instead, in light of the COVID-19 pandemic, the drugs may now be mailed to patients. Read more …


3 Nov
Election Day 2020
10 Nov
MC-NOW Business Meeting
11.10.2020 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Morris County NOW's monthly business meeting. Open to all members and guests.
21 Nov
Board Mtg.
11.21.2020 9:00 am - 4:30 pm