Your non-presence is respectfully requested at the fundraising event of the season.
Sponsored by the Morris County Chapter of the National Organization for Women.
NO–SHOW GARAGE SALE
Date: Until November 31, 2020
Featuring many exciting, one-of-a-kind items that you will be thrilled NOT to take home:
| Select Your Price | |
| Mitch McConnell’s seldom-used chin strap. | |
| A one-day tour of the border wall, all expenses paid by Mexico | |
| A set of blinders and ear plugs worn by Republican lawmakers so they cannot see or hear the truth. | |
| William Barr’s discarded law books and unread copy of the Constitution | |
| A “Get Out of Jail Free Card” used by former members of the Trump Administration | |
| A jewel-encrusted decoder ring for deciphering Donald Trump’s off-the-teleprompter speeches | |
| Senator Susan Collins’ ball of string used to string people along while waiting for her decisions | |
| An authentic knock-off of Melania’s “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” jacket for those days when you just can’t watch another minute of CNN. Can be ordered in Pre-Quarantine and Post-Quarantine sizes | |
| A year’s supply of Goya beans, each can autographed by Ivanka Trump | |
| A copy of Donald Trump’s latest book: The Art of Foreign Relations: Diplomacy by Dummies |
* NO Zoom Meetings * NO Driving * NO Baby-Sitters * NO Work *
* NO Selling Tickets * NO Phone Calls * NO SHOW *